As I sit here in Atlanta, near the stage in Centennial Park, drinking the sounds of Jack Mack and Heart Attack, out of my brain. Austin I need Austin and I need it now.

EDITORS NOTE:

The sound of our Author being handed a bottle, is heard as are the words, Thanks Rich. Then the cork is popped and the glugs are heard. You know all this. We are having the tape analyzed. We gave a copy to the F.B.I. We have notified our Attorney's on his behalf.

God I wish someone would fucking blow him up! His music is annoying wherever he is! All he plays is fuckin' Yuppie rock! I wonder where my luggage fucking is. According to TWA it is on its way to Paris. I could really use a nice coil of simtec right now, this group is as annoying as Wham and Millie Vanilly combined! Well fuck it I'm outta here. I gotta go see that screechy voice Keri Strug. TAKE THE PAIN BITCH!!!! , but just don't speak, you sound like a fucking munchkin on fuckin' helium, and running her nails across a chalkboard!

EDITOR'S NOTE:

There is a pause in the tape.

Where the fuck is my canvas bag? Ah fuc.......

EDITORS NOTE:

There is a brief boom, before the tape is cut off. We're not sure, but the Compadre's initial do involve the letter J. We are pursing out own investigation.

And so it begins, the final death throws of that great race. Yet, this is one is more of like a fucking whimper. That one armed paperhanger has about as much a chance of winning, as a jew in Auschwitz. No matter how many over hair sprayed x quarterbacks he gets on his team he is going to fucking loose. I know this the country knows this and the media knows this. Hell! This is the first time I've seen a political convection edited for prime time, in both form and content. Speaking of the conventions, when in the fucking hell are the Republicans going to get over Reagan. I've known Sicilians who haven't held grudges this long. What the fuck is this reverence for the man. He did not save this country from anything. Hell, couldn't remember what he did then and he sure ain't goin' to remember it now! His fucking Alzhimers was on going during his fucking presidency. If those nostalgic muther fuckers want to remember Ronnie, why don't the remember the huge deficits, the polarization of the classes and the decline of American education! Not to mention the total disregard for the American Constitution. What a fucking legacy!
Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan oh my!

Then there were the two conventions, what an example of stark contrast. Hell I've seen more color at a southern country club in the fifties, than I did at the Republican convention. Hell there is more color in a Andy Hardy movie! Then you look at the Democratic, all I saw was a warm fuzzy feel good documentary for political correctness. I thought I was going to fucking hurl up my Austin. The sacrilege!

Well, the race is on! Dole's gettin' his fuckin' old white ass kicked from here to D.C. his cause is as lost as MONDALE AND MCGOVERN COMBINED!

In the depths of his Heroin despair, how do you think he got that fuckin' withered arm anyway? Bob Dole knows heroin, yes sir! He's been slamming ever since WWII. His use of lady white explains why he thinks the fucking Brooklyn Dodgers are still fucking playin' baseball. His mainlining could also explain why he fell of the fucking stage in California. Hell, I thought that he was just fucking stage divin! I just figured that he was jammin' to Nirvana or maybe a little Jimi. You know that all those smack junkies like music by other smack junkies. Clinton may not of inhaled, but Dole is sure a main lining fool, just look at his fucking arm. It also explains why he is nice and the angry. When he's angry, his in withdrawal and want a fix. His pushers got to his fuckin' source, she's the director of the Red Cross, she can get all the smack she needs. When was the last time Dole was in New York? Was he hanging out with the Pumpkin's? Hmmmmmmm. Red rum and Dole? What do you think?

SHEETS SHEETS I see SHEETS! Jesus what a fuckin' retro flash back! That's the last time that I drink a whole bottle of fuckin' Ever clear. I though that I saw a Fuckin' Grand Wizard here, in Quake Central! He came 'cause that pussy boy Governor, was too chicken shit to come down to debate his KKK attitudes. Fucking Pussy! He just as much of a racist misogynistic muther fucker as Duke is! He just has better fuckin' P.R.! That Narrow minded weasel face dickhead is no better than Duke. At least Duke is honest about what he is, that is except for the fuckin' Michael Jackson facelift Ooooooooh Aaaaaaa Haaaaaa! This all must be related to that Chinese homeless man(YOU KNOW, THE DEVIL). Has he been released?

Wait, I remember, the devils disciple was sentenced for killing that young Angel Polly. I hope the put the damn needle in his fuckin' balls. As Clinton says, I want him to feel the Klasse's pain! But I digress this world is just to fucked up for me to take fucking sober! I can't take this on just Austin alone, I need ether! Now, All need to figure out is how to put it on my expense report. Fuck it I gotta drink.

EDITORS NOTE:

That was the end of the first tape. We turned a copy of it over the F.B.I.. Once we did that, the Author disappeared, some believe that he is Richard Jewel. We're not sure ourselves, he's never been to our offices. There was a great gap between the first and second tapes. We got the second tape after Mr. Jewel was cleared. A coincidence, were not sure. We now give you the transcript of the second tape. The tape starts with the sound of snoring and a thud.

Jesus fucking Christ! What the hell is this anal retentive nation coming to! A fucking rating system for Television. Sure they should rate the shows. But they should be rated for ignorance and stupidity. What sort of backward fucking country is this? I look to Europe for guidance. All I can say is that this what you get when you have a country settled and populated by cultists. Deny it if you must, but the fucking puritan pilgrims were cultists, just like Moonies, the Krishnas and Jim Jones and his Koolaid party boys down in Guyana! This whole fucking rating system is so fucking Pat Buchanan, that I can't believe that Clinton backed it. What a fucking political hack! I thought when he was elected the first time, that we had a president with some fucking balls. Hell Hillary hoped so. Now he has turned out to be a political PUSSY!!!!! Fuck it I want full frontal penetration on T.V., after ten, so the little rat nosed rug rats are zonked out on Librium and valium. Hell, I could use some of those right now. Fuck it give me Austin!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we got that sick Muther fucker in Boulder. He fucks his daughter in the ass and then kills her. Then he has the balls to fucking refuse to be questioned by the police. What the hell is up with that? And Fuhrman thinks that the O.J.( Try and get a fucking rights fee from me you slice and dice Muther fucker) had an easy questioning. This country is outta fucking control. Austin can't dull its stupidity and ignorance anymore. Its almost enough to send me to fucking Betty Ford! Jesus what a fucking scarry thought!

EDITORS NOTE:

The bottle is popped. The bottle is drained. The author drops to the floor with a thud. Enough, you know the drill. The tape resumes later.

So, Mr.. Clint wants to run the White House like a Motel six. Why the fuck not. I can See Tom Bodet leaving the lights on for us all. For only fifty thousand or more you can sleep in the same bed that Lincoln slammed it to Mary. Do her screams fill the room? Now for extra do you get a taste of Hillary, or even Chelsea? So, what's all the fuss? Nixon did it, or was Bebe Rebozo just up to see the Rose garden. I think not! Although Sinatra was up to see Nancy's furrow. Hell, Ronnie was in no shape to plow the fields. He probably couldn't even remember where the field was.

This country is lost. It bickers over the petty, as the serious eats at us like a cancer. My Compadre and I must ride to save this country. I don't know how and I don't where. But we must do this. Although, he is tied to the compadrette, and the arrival of the compadretot. But he and I will help this land, once again. Maybe it is the child of the Compadre that will save this land. Who knows? Come Compadre lets ride to the north and the Land of the Tiborounes. Come my Compadre lets Ride. This land has entered an Anal retentive quagmire! We live in a democratic time run by Republican scum, who have nothing more to do, than play petty politics. We must ride and bring this country to its Carnal knees!!!!!!

EDITORS NOTE:

The tape ends. We don't know what he is going to do. But we are concerned. As should all of us.